Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022
Get the Jefferymug. by Jeffman69420 April 15, 2022
Get the Isaac Jefferismug. typically a loser with no friends, watches social media all day, has bad mental health, and doesn’t watch hamza
by adoonnnnissssssss June 18, 2022
Get the Jefferymug. Jeffery is the biggest simp that you will every meet. A Jeffery is usually a tall brown haired boy is is a Jock and is nice but is usually very mean
Wow jeffery
by anonymous May 4, 2021
Get the Jefferymug. 
A dick-head fisher-man. He has a bad temper, but loving heart bigger than his butt. He makes love like non-other.
by Pumpkinqueen1983 April 14, 2022
Get the Jeffery Thomasmug. Jeffery is the most irritating and offensive way of spelling the name ‘Jeffrey’.
Seriously, its not Jeffery as in referee, its Jeffrey as in Jeffrey Dahmer. Quit being lisdexic people!
Seriously, its not Jeffery as in referee, its Jeffrey as in Jeffrey Dahmer. Quit being lisdexic people!
Dmv guy:
“Please check all the info you submitted us is correct before we print your ID Jeffery.”
Jeffrey:
“uh, you printed my name wrong, its Jeffrey, not Jeffery.. are you retarded or something?!!”
“Please check all the info you submitted us is correct before we print your ID Jeffery.”
Jeffrey:
“uh, you printed my name wrong, its Jeffrey, not Jeffery.. are you retarded or something?!!”
by McSteiner June 8, 2023
Get the Jefferymug.