Oppo Jax

Humongous, gigantic, impressively rotund chesticles.

Damn, that hunnie over there has a ridiculous set of oppo jax! I want to stick my face in between them!

by djp34 August 29, 2010

Jax Effect

The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.

I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.

"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"

"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."

by zerocool01 January 10, 2020

Jax

Dating Jaz and is very hot UwU

I love Jax

by Jax my love September 20, 2021

Jax

Jax is a nerd that keeps falling for dn jokes and he is also a catboy

Me : hey jax what does dn mean
Jax : idk
Me : deez nuts

by Qinghaosu July 4, 2022

pepper jax

Tays dream and purpose for eating three meals a day. Heaven in a bun. Beauty in a bowl. Grace in a Salad. Love in a wrap. Gary's masterpiece.

" Let's go to pepper jax after piano lessons mom!"
" The general manager of pepperjax is so hairy."

by Mmlo September 23, 2013

Jax

A guy who like meat. Especially stake

Jax made a juicy stake yesterday.

by anonymous June 1, 2021

jax tumey

probably one of the only people who are hard to catch up on me loving them so dearly. AA

?: Does jax tumey know you like them?
Me: Nah they probably will never.

by MSAtheSpectacular May 12, 2022