Poop Janet

That feeling when yo balls fall of

“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”

by David1987:) January 9, 2022

Interplanet Janet

Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!

by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021

Janet

The real name for anyone called jade.

Janet is a dosser

by Appz8471 October 8, 2021

Janet

Janet is a being from the afterlife. Call their name and they will appear next to you and will do anything you require

"Nah I can't spell hydrocarbon.. Janet! How do you spell hydrocarbon?"

"Hydrocarbon is spell H y d r o c a r b o n "

"Thanks bro!"

by Pippin adventures February 14, 2022

The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.

If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.

by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

Janet

A lady that rage baits people then calls the cops and plays victim.

Janet called the cops again

by Frogboy1 September 18, 2025