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Turning Japanese

Title of 1980 hit record by The Vapors, with a rhythm said to be suitable for masturbation. Title is a reference to the contorted face typical of a guy about to blow his load after a good tommy. The lyrics apparently tell the story of a guy in jail wanking over a picture of his girl.
1. 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors made it to number 3 in the UK chart in early 1980.
2. I was having an awesome wank last night and just as I was about to cream myself my fucking roomate burst in and said "Fuck, you're turning Japanese!". How we laughed.
by jo-ent November 7, 2006
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Japanese Porn

Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.
He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.
by gimmedatsammich February 24, 2011
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japanese schoolgirl

A Japanese teenaged girl who poses in a school uinforms (most likely a sailor uinforms) for magazines like Beppin school. Sometimes, they appear in porn films where they get fucked by men twice their age.

Bunko Kanazawa is a example.
That kanabun chick looks hot in that school uniform!!!
by sattt September 9, 2005
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Sino-Japanese Wars

Sino meaning "China".

There were actually two wars: The First Sino-Japanese War was from 1894 to 1895. The Second Sino-Japanese War overlapped World war II from 1931 to 1945.

The First Sino-Japanese war was between Qing Dynasty China and Meiji Japan over the control of Korea. Because of the newly modernized Japan after the end of the three hundred year Tokugawa (Edo) Period, and the deterioation of the Qing Dynasty and its government, China lost to Japan and recognized the independence of Korea, and the last dynasty of China ended in 1912.

From there, China and Korea were under Japanese control, and so would begin many years of oppression and forced cultural assimilation from the Japanese.

The Second Sino-Japanese War began much later, between the Rupublic of China and the Empire of Japan, and was commonly known in China as "The War of Resistance Against Japan", because by this time, the Chinese were fed up with the Japanese in their country and wanted to rid China of foreign rule because of a rise in nationalism and self determination. The Second Sino-Japanese War was the largest asiatic war of the twentieth century.

Foreign aide, much from the United States, came to help China after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Many plans were suppose to be put to action to secure regions of resistance in China, but after the droppings of the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan finally surrender.

The Chinese victory of the Second Sino-Japanese War strengthen communist and socialist views, and the People's Republic of China was formed soon after. However, because of years of oppression that were brought upon China and Korea by Japanese imperialist policy, and several war crimes committed by the Japanese Imperial Army (including mass killings, experimentation, starvation, rape and sexual slavery (see comfort women), forced labor, cannibalism, chemical weapons, looting, and torture) many Chinese and Koreans (as well as denizens of countries that were occupied by Japan such as Indonesia, the Phillipines, Thailand, Vietnam, Taiwan, and the Dutch East Indies, etc.) harbor bitter resentments toward the Japanese to this day, and no amount of compensation or apologies will ever cleanse the wounds entirely...
The Sino-Japanese Wars brought about some of the most drastic changes to Far East Asia. Following the wars, many countries became communist, some split, some united, some rose from poverty to become some of the most powerful nations in the world, while others are still developing, and whole lot of them still hate the Japanese
with a passion. What makes a lot of people - many of whom have experienced the horrors of the wars - angry is the fact that many Japanese textbooks refuse to mention any of this important and incriminating history.

Now what do you think about that, you Wapanese morons?
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 29, 2009
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Japanese

The Japanese people (nihonjin, nipponjin) are the dominant ethnic group of Japan Worldwide, approximately 130 million people are of Japanese descent; of these, approximately 127 million are residents of Japan. People of Japanese ancestry who live in other countries are referred to as nikkeijin. The term "Japanese people" may also be used in some contexts to refer to a locus of ethnic groups including the Yamato people, Ainu people, and Ryukyuans.
A lot of Japanese people live in Japan.
by *beats August 4, 2008
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Japanese Rain Goggles

A made-up term used by Charlie Sheen in the Two and a Half Men episode entitled "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" aired on 11/22/2010. There is much speculation that it might be a crude sexual term like many of the invented sex acts seen here on Urban Dictionary. Many fans have created their own obscene definitions on sites such as Yahoo Answers.

Some have theorized that Japanese Rain Goggles may be in reference to Mejikara anti-wrinkle goggles, which are made of silicone rubber. Charlie may have meant Courtney's fake boobs, also made of silicone, were in his eyes.
Charlie: "Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Allan: "I've never even heard of that."
Charlie: "Neither had I until last night and now I don't know how I ever lived without 'em!"

Girl: "What are Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Boy: "I'll show you later baby."
by alittleobsessive November 26, 2010
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Japanese Tripod

Three men point their johnsons towords the sky and join them together to form the shape of a tripod. Then a woman sits atop the "tripod" and bounces up and down, attemped to wedge all three men inside of her.
Mary had to have emergency surgery after she had a Japanese Tripod with the Dallas Cowboys.
by BlackSnowMan August 8, 2006
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