Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

Jakob

Jakob is a short boy and he is very funny and he wants to be a f boy. He is a nice boy in the inside but when he is around other boys, he is a complete idiot/jerk. He is a nice dude and he is in the tee hee squad. he always says tee hee. He has brown hair and SHORT. TEE HEE

THE END

There is no way of using this in a sentence it is a name, U STUPID LIL BEE. IT DEFINES A GOOD MATE. IT CAN BE USED IN A SENTENCE AS " JAKOB, U SMALL LIL BOY COME HERE NOWWWW!!!!!"

by KKBABY111111 September 10, 2020

jakob dötsch

a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.

imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude

by jakob dötsch auf crack June 5, 2017

jakob brown

Jakob Brown is a very loving guy. He is very shy but when you get to know him he is very funny and you will adore him. He is very hot and attractive any girl would want him. He is sporty and he love fishing and motorbike riding. If he is your boyfriend he will be there for you no matter what. If you meet a Jakob brown get him before any other girl does.

Girl 1:see that guy over there.. He is very hot.
Girl2: yeah I know his name is Jakob Brown

by Tay_is_the_bomb1234 October 26, 2018

Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018