Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

jakob - ha jokes

A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it

Me: Jakob - ha jokes

a Guy: Dude! you're too deep

by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017

Jakob

Jakob frank is the most beautiful boy you’ll ever see he has the kindest heart and the nicest brown eyes you’ll ever look into, he’s hard not to fall in love with. Jakob is a 10/10. He’s always there for you no matter what, even in the hardest of times. Jakob is the kind of boy who is your best friend, but you know it’s more than just that. Deep down, you know, Jakob is everything you need and want but you can’t admit your feelings because you would never want to lose a person like Jakob.

I love jakob so much, I don’t know how to tell him because I don’t want to lose him, he’s the best friend I’ve ever had.

by lovergurl444 December 12, 2022

Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018

Jakob

A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often

Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020