Jaden

jaden is a guy who the girls love and has a body count of at least 10. He has many friends and is the most popular kid at his school. Jaden is kind,funny,smart (sometimes) and all around person you want to keep around.

wow look at Jaden man
so insperrational

by follow @not_jaden May 24, 2020

Jaden

Kids an ass. Has a bowl cut and rages at vehicle simulator.

"Did you see that guy creeping on 10 year olds?"
"Yeah that's probably a Jaden."

by Pirateslayer26 October 29, 2020

Jaden

A small, weak, smelly, incapable, incomprehensible, obnoxious, creepy, ugly, hideous, gay individual. This baby man gets his ass kicked by brass knuckles and then shits himself. This man will be single forever............(also he has no arms or legs).

You know jaden he’s going to shoot up the school.

by Laimiane David’s dad February 23, 2019

Jaden

A person who sucks wieners and is stupid

You are such a jaden you prick

by Bfjjdjxjdjxi December 7, 2018

Jaden

A pothead ass nigga tryna slide some of his booty to get that 2 inch blunt

Jaden...that crackhead ass nigga.

by Flex armtits July 21, 2017

Jaden

Slang for disappointment; typically used in sports, among little 8 year old white boys.

That throw was so Jaden.

You gotta be Jaden me.

by Name_definer😂😎😎🤓😜🍍🍑 November 11, 2016

Jaden

A fuckboi that sucks 19 inch 24/7 all day everyday

You are big Jaden, Jaden Starkey-Driffill

by DrakieAkieWakie May 23, 2016