The name given to a stranger or long-term acquintance whose
real name you have no intention of ever learning.
A command given to a good buddy who has really got to calm down or else he will endanger losing the privilege of your friendship.
You: "Would you mind telling me how to get to the subway?"
Stranger: "No problem. Three blocks to the north and one to the east."
You: "Thanks Jackson."
Buddy: "Timmy's mother's funeral is at 4:00."
You: "You've told me that four times."
Buddy: "And now I'm telling you again."
You: "At ease, Jackson."
by ndrhodymatt July 27, 2007
Jackson, one of the most homosexual names you could ever give to a human being. Boys named Jackson will never have a chance with girls because everyone obviously knows he is a cock gobbling queer. You can find many Jacksons wearing cowboy boots riding the mechanical bull at a cowboy bar better than most pornstars. You can also find them 80% of the time looking at himself in the mirror flexing his small pasty white arms, then sending out a mass snap to everyone on snap about how they just did arm day for the past 5 days. I truly feel sorry for anyone that has this god forsaken name and any parent who legally gave him this name was just doing it to fuck the kids life up.
"how do my biceps look?" Jackson shut up you incredibly homosexual man"
"Ah yes Jackson! He dog fucked my friends boyfriend because he had 3% body fat."
"Ah yes Jackson! He dog fucked my friends boyfriend because he had 3% body fat."
by Bpud April 05, 2019
Jackson is a sexy beast who loves to suck Nathan’s penis. He will always hump Bear and lick his mom all over
by Indyfire29 November 09, 2019
Depends on which Jackson. Some Jacksons can be pretty chill, but others are total fuckboys. Jackson the fuckboy is usually an arrogant, egotistic person and they believe that they are the king of the world.
"Hey, you're Jackson right?"
"Yup. But call me King Jackson. Or Mr Jackson. Or Doctor Jackson. Or Professor Jackson. Any of those work."
"But you aren't a king, or a doctor or a professor"
"I will be."
"Yup. But call me King Jackson. Or Mr Jackson. Or Doctor Jackson. Or Professor Jackson. Any of those work."
"But you aren't a king, or a doctor or a professor"
"I will be."
by The One With Meanings April 16, 2015
by Gneisjvjwkfnfjsjcj April 21, 2017
A huge dick. You can regularly find him by a garbage can sucking ass and eating dicks all day. He’s the type of person who would kiss his own friend for money by passing smarty through there mouth (what a slut). If he’s not sucking dick or giving bad sex you will find him in a strip bar absolutely wasted or playing Fortnite while master bating. If you ever meet a Jackson then you should move extremely quickly before he starts terribly fucking you by giving bad blow jobs or literally eating your ass. He is also a canabal.
by Odin Jacks best friend July 11, 2019
A Jackson is super tall (6'something) with brown hair and eyes, a large nose and mouth. Super annoying and thinks he's really cool but is really a nerd who gets whatever he wants. He is pompous and rejects breaking up with his ex. He has a little sister and acts like a third grader. Not loyal and a player.
He is such a Jackson!
by greenteah August 29, 2014