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Jakin by Let's get this bread November 20, 2018

Jackie Kennedy 

The wife of President John F. Kennedy. Considered by many to be the hottest first lady ever. She was known for her great fashion sense, elegance and beauty. She also refurnished the White House into the prettiest house in America turning into the historical museum it is today. She loved her husband so much she was willing to ignore that he was boning Marilyn Monroe and every other woman in America. After her husband's brains were splattered on her dress in 1963. She went into obscurity and later married Aristotle Onassis in 1968 who was the richest man in the world at that time. But she didn't love him and married him only for the money as she didn't get much inheritance from her dead former husband. When he died in 1975, Jackie later returned to becoming a fashion icon and model and naughty naked photos of her surfaced in Huster magazine soon after. She died in 1994 of cancer.
Jackie Kennedy was definately the hottest first lady ever, she makes Hillary Clinton look like a dead horse.
Jackie Kennedy by MG14 June 2, 2010

jack in the jocks 

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
jack in the jocks by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits

Jackie Chan Adventures

Animated series featuring Jackie Chan in a series of fictional adventures, aided by his fictious neice Jade Chan and his uncle "Uncle", he fights the forces of evil and collects various artifacts over various seasons to prevent them falling into cruel hands.

The highly respected series took a downward spiral in Season Three when the plots were all re-hashed and Jade became an annoying bitch.
Jackie Chan Adventures season three featured Jackie trying to gather animals infected with the mystical energies of magic Talismans.

jackie and hyde 

A relationship on "That '70s Show" between characters Jackie Burkhart and Steven Hyde, lasting seasons 5 - 7;
A relationship that should have remained until the season finale.
Jackie and Hyde should have never broken up.
jackie and hyde by Noone41592 January 21, 2017