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The Jurassic Jamestown

A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.
A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown
by SimchaChern November 10, 2021
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Going Jurassic

Moving to the corner booth in a girlie bar for an intimate encounter. Such booth is usually made discreet by the use of tall pot plants with much foliage, similar to plant life on Earth during the Jurassic period.
Last night got a bit messy. One thing led to another and we ended up going Jurassic.
by Lockhard Doe July 2, 2011
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Frosty Jurassic

A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-
by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021
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The Jurassic Park Challenge

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022
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Jurrassic Park

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.
by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007
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Jurasskicked Park

The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.
"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."
by wordopotomus July 1, 2012
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jurastically

How stupid people write drastically
The world changed jurastically after world War 2.
by Wankophile April 25, 2016
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