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Jostle her innards

To penetrate a chick so deeply you jostle her inwards around.
Dude, did you jostle her innards last night? I could her her screaming!
by The Doh Man August 20, 2016
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Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.
I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.
by Aashe October 5, 2017
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Josthan

A Josthan is a guy who has low self esteem, and feels like they have no friends but the truth is they have so many! If a Josthan pours his heart out to you, treasure it because they rarely do
Hey thats Josthan! I wish i could have as many friends as him
by Waffalicious January 4, 2018
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Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
by Mikkass November 24, 2017
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jostie

A jostie is a person who is a total fucking retard.
by Eikel April 6, 2018
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JPOS

Wats going on !? your acting like a proper JPOS

Well if it isnt the one and only JPOS himself!

Your just a straight up fuckn JPOS
by Special6992 May 4, 2019
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Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.
by KevinKlml June 6, 2019
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