Gurney Journey

When you take too many drugs and your jaw uncontrollably starts chattering or clenching.

Ella: ‘Graham, your jaw is out of control, you’re clenching your teeth and they’re chattering too!’
Graham: ‘Yeah, I’m on a Gurney Journey’

by Obella & Ellaron October 26, 2019

LG Journey LTE

The phone parker has

Parker2991 ~urban lg journey lte
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Parker2991 damn
Parker2991 thtats the phone i have

by Blackilykat September 8, 2023

Complete Your Journey

The act of masterbation and coming to a climax.

Roommate says to other roommate that finally gets done with shower: "You were in that shower for a long ass time, dude....
Did you complete your journey or what asshole?"

by J. Edward April 7, 2009

Emotional Thesis Journey

to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.

acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.

by poptart1984 July 7, 2021

Donald Duck's Great Journey

What you have to do when you have toilet paper in the house but not in the bathroom and you only realize that after you've shit and you're home alone. Essentially waddling to wherever you keep the toilet paper with your pants and undies at your ankles and shit on your ass and then waddling back hoping no one sees you like this.

The "Donald Duck" part coming from the fact that you're most likely Donald Ducking while doing this

Eric realized he had to restock the toilet paper after he took a Taco Bell shit, thus he now has to either make Donald Duck's Great Journey or wait till someone comes home.

by Guy McDo August 22, 2023

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond

A wacky 2004 roleplaying game popularized by strange chain letters sent to children.

Guy 1: Sup bro. You wanna play

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond?

Guy 2: No thats a stupid game

*Guy 1 slaughters Guy 2*

by Peefrog August 10, 2020

The Wondrous Journey Of a Chichen Nugget

The Wondrous Journey of a Chichen Nugget is a book series written by two random people named Maddie and Erin. It is about a chichen nugget named Billy Bob Joe, who is on a journey with his girlfriend (soon to be wife) and his friend. Their names are Legend and Jake.

Someone: Wanna hang?

Me: No. I'm going to read The Wondrous Journey Of a Chichen Nugget

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 18, 2019