put a jihad

Putting a jihad on someone means, putting up a revenge, a mission to destroy them.... Came from the movie "Team america, world police"

k; sup Jimmy, what's bragging your ass
m; nuttin much, chillin, just that dudeass bitch Mike came over the other day and knocked the shit out of my stereo recorder.
k; whatcha gona do about it m?
m; hell, since you asked, I'm gonna put a jihad on'im.
k; Hells yea bitch, dat's what I'm talkin' about!

Later that day, M smoked Mike's ass, Mike never came out of the hospital again

by Matija April 30, 2006

Jihad Drop

When you're in an elevator on the highest floor of the building (preferably a busy one) and you take a fart while going down to the bottom floor holding the close button trying to dismiss all the potential stops on the way, only to exit on the bottom floor of the building to than leave the cloud you have made of stench and smell left behind for the set of elevator users to succumb to.

I committed a jihad drop yesterday in the skyscraper... those fuckers at the bottom didn't know what was about to hit them!

by honknigerianac21 August 11, 2022

Shotgun Jihad

A battle cry used durring a videogame, originating in Halo. Best used during a suicide assault.

"SHOTGUN JIHAAAAD!" Jon called out as he rushed the Scorpion Tank with only a shotgun.

by JaxomZero June 12, 2005

Jihad Juice

A foul tasting/smelling blend of blood, anal secretions, shit, semen, and sweat created when a man (usually a jihadi) fucks a farm animal hard.

Qassim Aziz: Oooh, Abu Salat! This goat was delivered to me by Allah himself!

Abu Salat: Dammit, be more careful, Qassim Aziz! You are splattering me with Jihad Juice!

by shantibebeh July 28, 2016

Jihad Iqbal

Has Glibness and Superficial Charm, he will never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. He may appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used.He may dominate and humiliate their victims, he also has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing; also has, lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt, Shallow Emotion.Living on the edge, Callousness/Lack of Empathy. Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them. Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature

jihad is a preety much a jihad iqbal

by yoyomaitup December 07, 2009

Stoner Jihad

A fictional domestic terrorist cell located in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. These fearless freedom fighters live and die by the Stoner Jihad code that is to protect and benefit from the great cannabis plant.

Lets go smoke with some of those Stoner Jihad niggahs.

by Jordan the thunder penis July 26, 2008

Love Jihad

A term which originated in India since most muslim guys there usually have hindu girlfriends and it is believed to be a part of Muslim conquest to lure hindu girls.

"Why do these gullible hindu girls fall for the katwas ? Bro Its all part of love jihad these muslim guys are hell bent on luring hindu girls."

by ashuuu June 21, 2018