jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.

the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.

by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010

Jiffy

Being somewhere real quick

I’ll be there in a jiffy to give them all a stiffy

by SKEET SKEET MF DAWG April 16, 2019

Banging Jiffy

An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!

"Dude Don't Eat That!"
"Why Not?"
"You'll Like Get A Banging Jiffy Man"

by Trollia December 18, 2012

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter

Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”

Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!

by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024