P.T.J.D

The feeling of regret or dismay after jacking off to someone or something you are not proud of.

Jamal - “Yo Danny Devito how you feeling?”

Danny- “Sad, just got P.T.J.D from watching nugget porn”

by Jaccauley April 29, 2019

j.i.m.p

jizzed in my pants

dude he totally just jimped, now we are gonna need a clean up on isle 3!

Bob: Guess What?
Tom: What?
Bob: I just jimped.
Tom: ?
Bob: i just jizzed in my pants haha!

After she walked by i totally just j.i.m.p'd

by SNL FAN December 18, 2008

J.E.E.P.

Junk, Each,& Every Part

thats what J.E.E.P. stands for

by jerjer October 16, 2005

P.M.J.

short for “Pretty Much Jamaican”, noting things that are culturally calling from a Caribbean country, but not exactly tied to Jamaica.

“Hey is this like Jamaican-style jerk chicken? It’s got such a good spice.”
“Eh, I dunno, it’s P.M.J.”

by chernobes May 5, 2021

P and J.D.

A dynamic duo, brother from another mother, ace boon coons

We’re tight man, you’re my brother, we’re like P and J.D.!

by Hoosthewiz February 14, 2026

J.A.S.A.P.

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

by Caretts January 7, 2012

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

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