Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).
I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.
by Mastertexan July 24, 2024
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Bagel Delivery

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
by BagelDelivery March 07, 2016
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Bagel Delivery

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
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jail delivery

According to Webster's
Definition of jail delivery
1 : the clearing of a jail by bringing the prisoners to trial or by having the legality of their commitments reviewed
2 : the freeing especially by force of prisoners in a jail
HE FEARED A CONCERTED JAIL DELIVERY.
by Estelita741 December 08, 2017
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Harpos Delivery

Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.
Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".
by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022
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Seth’s pizza delivery

A ‘lost’ video heard of on reddit.

This video is said to be a lost p0rnhub video, removed from the website due to the content in the video being too vulgar for their site.
The video is said to have consisted of an attractive female delivering pizza, but when ‘Seth’ instead pays and shuts the door the video gets more interesting than first thought.

Highlights include the main actor apparently making love to a fresh pizza while his gardener watches the events through a window.
It wasn’t as strange as two girls one cup but Seth’s Pizza Delivery was pretty crazy to watch to the end.
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When a person forgot someone's food.
What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.
by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023
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