coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 09, 2004

Baghdad Coffin

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.

I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.

by Alan August 10, 2004

coffin dodger

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

by Thomas Fathers March 04, 2006

Coffin dance

A meme in 2021 that became popular.

Jack: What is a coffin dance? Almost everyone: .....

by lucas789 June 28, 2021

Nailed the coffin

When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead

Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude

by Sadasu January 30, 2017

Corroded coffin

The name of Eddie Munsons band from the show stranger things

Chrissy: “Corroded Coffin how could I forget!”

by Kaydenthegachakid July 05, 2022

Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70

So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??

by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022