A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!
by Eatalottapuss January 24, 2017
Get the calmar iowamug. A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.
Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town
by Immabeatperson June 20, 2018
Get the melbourne iowamug. Put corn on the cob up the girls vagina, twist it till she squirts, have he squirt on it and make her eat it
by RTANCHSL May 20, 2017
Get the iowa specialmug. A Iowa Softball team that plays in a lot of tournaments. They never back down from a struggle in the game. They never give up and will push the on. They have the best sportsmanship. They are kind and a diverse group of people. There are many different age groups like 12U, 10U, 14U and many more.
by rgarner7777@yahoo.com November 13, 2016
Get the iowa outlawsmug. Justin: Hey, please don't do that to the popcorn James
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!
by zombiegirlfriend January 5, 2020
Get the Iowa Yellingmug. A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023
Get the Iowa Lotmug. Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)
by Cpt. Dickram July 25, 2017
Get the Centerville Iowamug.