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Interrupting Cows

1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke.

2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).
1) 'knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Interrupting cows'

'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?'

'Git'

2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by?

'Oh y*MOOO*eah*'

'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!
by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011
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interlebrity

A person (typically a commoner) that becomes famous via the internet usually through a video sharing site like youtube.com or a social network like myspace.com.
The Star Wars kid became an interlebrity after the spread of his sad, yet comical video.
by J. Daniel January 8, 2008
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Interlichia

Italian white boy, who you don't want to mess with
yo son that cracka is an interlichia
by xiGINZOx January 27, 2009
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Internut

(noun 1) Residue left on computers.

(noun/verb) What's busted while enjoying internet porn.
When you buy a computer off Craigslist, watch out for internut.

"There's internut all over this computer."

"Who internut on my laptop!"
by JustinTme May 2, 2009
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girl, interrupted

(adj) (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
Shit got crazy, I mean; girl, interrupted.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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message interruptis

After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.
I called in sick yesterday and suffered major message interruptis when my boss suddenly picked up the phone.
by Dina Di Stefano April 3, 2006
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Wank Interruption

An interruption during a masturabtion session
" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "
by John Gaskell September 17, 2005
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