beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.

It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

bed wiggle

A dance one performs when they are cold in bed in order to heat themselves up. It consists of the wiggling or rapid movement of all areas of the body.

last night I was cold in bed, so I had to perform the bed wiggle

by theextrawiseone April 18, 2015

Bed Dick

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.

OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.

by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020

rockin in the bed

Verb:Making love or having sex

Noun: someone who is good in bed.

John and Nancy were rockin in the bed.

Is your new boyfriend rockin in the bed?

by Abedrocker June 16, 2009

cat on the bed

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

by myk January 28, 2005

Meatball-bed

A fat Italian man. Whom only cares about food and his bed.

You fat meatball-bed

by Poseidon April 22, 2020

Bunk Beds

When one sits face to face with another on the toilet…legs spread on the bottom bunk, so that defecation and urination can occur between the legs from the top participate.

Hey, wanna go bunk beds to save some time?

by Breadfat August 20, 2021