Iowa Touchdown

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)

Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown

by BobBobbyBob September 03, 2022

iowa special

Put corn on the cob up the girls vagina, twist it till she squirts, have he squirt on it and make her eat it

I gave her a iowa special last night it was great.

by RTANCHSL May 20, 2017

melbourne iowa

A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.

Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town

by Immabeatperson June 20, 2018

Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

Iowa Yelling

Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude

Justin: Hey, please don't do that to the popcorn James
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!

by zombiegirlfriend January 06, 2020

osceola iowa

A small town where everyone knows everyone's business. Theres literally nothing for kids to do in this town and the whole police department is under investigation basically for sexual misconduct.

I'm from Osceola Iowa. Or you'll never get any where living in Osceola Iowa

by Dbelieu December 18, 2021

Iowa Flamethrower

When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.

Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.

Guy 1: Nice

by ILikeCorn772 February 27, 2022