Invertebrella

A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.

Lynda enters the house soaked...

Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?

Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.

Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?

Lynda: What?

by m_piet September 2, 2009

Invertebrate Troll

(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.

It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.

by Funmunke August 19, 2013

Inverted dickle

The polar opposite to getting a male erection . The penis crawls in on itself to hide . The penis moved into a position polar opposite to erect .

Samantha rubbed against me . She is so ugly and repulsive , I got a inverted dickle

by Bigchubby July 7, 2021

inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021

Double Inverted Stranger

A combination of The Stranger and The Inverted Stranger, where a person numbs their penis through a method of their choice while sitting on their hand until it is also numb. They then proceed to masturbate, which simulates the act of watching someone else jack off.

Sometimes when I am horny and all my bros are too busy to come over, I just give myself a Double Inverted Stranger instead.

by Almightytom July 6, 2022

intertrude

The act of approaching a person or group of people in the middle of the night, while said persons are engaged in conversation and illicit behavior. Preferably, Intertruding is to be carried out on a crisp, cool, foggy, night between the hours of 12:00- 4:00am. The objective to disrupt the intended persons activities with an off-the-wall request or inappropriate question.

"hey guys, I hate to Intertrude, but uhhh, do you got any ehh, papers?"

by greytshirt December 27, 2009

[Insert your name here]

Some dumbass who looked up their name on Urban Dictionary.

insert your name here looked up their name on Urban Dictionary, what a dumbass.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019