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instagram bitch

Instagram Bitch is a highly covenant position that is not taken lightly. The Instagram Bitch spends hours planning the perfect clothing, hair, makeup, accessories, location, and lighting in which to take the perfect selfie to later edit and filter to ensure that it looks candid and natural. The Instagram Bitch is typically under 30 and can spend upwards of $7K on an outfit and never wear it again, and they definitely want to show you their new Chanel Boy Bag! They LOVE to talk about "bold colors", "nude" lips, and stacked lashes. Sometimes they use their children to push adds and sponsors. They want to make sure that you always know what their "Faves" are. However, these are typically based on who their sponsor of the week is. The Instagram Bitch wasn't always an Instagram Bitch, no, if you look back 255 weeks into their account you can often see the remnants of a "regular" person wearing non designer clothing and posting pictures of their family and friends- before the selfies took over. However, the excessive followers, likes, and comments eventually blew up and gave the Instagram Bitch their final crowning touch- a huge ego.

Basically, the Instagram Bitch (IB) is a person who wears scantly clad clothing (that they typically get for free), heavy makeup, and are always trying to sell you things that you don't need (Waist cinches, detox tea, protein shakes, ridiculous jewelry, and carb blockers).

However, despite the manufactured beauty you simply cannot look away!
Amy: "Have you seen Pink Peonies, Jayde Nicole, and Amrezy's new outfits?!"
Leela: "No.. I am not sure who you are talking about...."
Amy: " Duh.. get on Instagram! oh...hey, have you seen my mail, I am waiting for my detox tea and waist clincher to come?"
Leela:"Oh.... you must mean those Instagram Bitches, right?"
by Notaninstabitch April 4, 2016
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Instagram King

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the Instagram King after he became the only korean male idol to have two individual posts over 8 plus million likes on Instagram.

Without having a personal Instagram handle, Kim Taehyung, is the first Korean male celebrity to break 5 million, 6 million, 7 million, and 8 million likes in sequence only with BTS' official posts.
Instagram King Taehyung creates record and breaks his own record each day.
by kpop crunch July 12, 2021
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instagram normie

A redditor’s term for who goes to Instagram for memes.

Instagram is known to steal their memes from Reddit and do not give credit
Don’t forget to watermark your memes so the Instagram normies can’t steal them
by Fake120 January 19, 2019
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Instagram Boxer

A Fighter who has the common tendency to post his/her training in a loud, braggadocio fashion in an attempt to self-boost their own ego and cultivate some clout for his/herself. They are too worried about how they look on Insta rather than in the actual Ring and instead of keeping their head down and working hard, allowing their performance to do the talking in the ring (like most Boxers), they prefer to talk the talk but not walk the walk, only to get demolished inside the ring.
Person 1: "Yo you know EJ? He's such an Instagram Boxer."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."
by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020
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instagram stalking

The action of scrolling through someone’s Instagram account and pictures but not liking any of them, simply just to see them. This is especially used by a person who happens to like someone. They use this tactic to learn more about their crush.
I have a crush on the guy and instagram stalking is the only way I get to see him.
by Ihaterunningbutitsallgood November 21, 2017
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Instagram Moment

A moment where the setting, or what's happening is just so surreal, that it would be great for Instagram.
It was an Instagram Moment when she saw the seagull swooped down into the water.
by Not Who You Might Think July 30, 2013
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instagram hoe

a girl who post provokative pictures on instagram for boys to fiend over but act stuck up when the boy tries talk to her

a thirst trapper
man, dont try to @ her she's and instagram hoe

NO DONT LIKE THAT, ITS AN INSTAGRAM HOE THIRST TRAP
by kingFinessee November 29, 2013
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