Instagram Bitch is a highly covenant position that is not taken lightly. The Instagram Bitch spends hours planning the perfect clothing, hair, makeup, accessories, location, and lighting in which to take the perfect selfie to later edit and filter to ensure that it looks candid and natural. The Instagram Bitch is typically under 30 and can spend upwards of $7K on an outfit and never wear it again, and they definitely want to show you their new Chanel Boy Bag! They LOVE to talk about "bold colors", "nude" lips, and stacked lashes. Sometimes they use their children to push adds and sponsors. They want to make sure that you always know what their "Faves" are. However, these are typically based on who their sponsor of the week is. The Instagram Bitch wasn't always an Instagram Bitch, no, if you look back 255 weeks into their account you can often see the remnants of a "regular" person wearing non designer clothing and posting pictures of their family and friends- before the selfies took over. However, the excessive followers, likes, and comments eventually blew up and gave the Instagram Bitch their final crowning touch- a huge ego.
Basically, the Instagram Bitch (IB) is a person who wears scantly clad clothing (that they typically get for free), heavy makeup, and are always trying to sell you things that you don't need (Waist cinches, detox tea, protein shakes, ridiculous jewelry, and carb blockers).
However, despite the manufactured beauty you simply cannot look away!
Basically, the Instagram Bitch (IB) is a person who wears scantly clad clothing (that they typically get for free), heavy makeup, and are always trying to sell you things that you don't need (Waist cinches, detox tea, protein shakes, ridiculous jewelry, and carb blockers).
However, despite the manufactured beauty you simply cannot look away!
Amy: "Have you seen Pink Peonies, Jayde Nicole, and Amrezy's new outfits?!"
Leela: "No.. I am not sure who you are talking about...."
Amy: " Duh.. get on Instagram! oh...hey, have you seen my mail, I am waiting for my detox tea and waist clincher to come?"
Leela:"Oh.... you must mean those Instagram Bitches, right?"
Leela: "No.. I am not sure who you are talking about...."
Amy: " Duh.. get on Instagram! oh...hey, have you seen my mail, I am waiting for my detox tea and waist clincher to come?"
Leela:"Oh.... you must mean those Instagram Bitches, right?"
by Notaninstabitch April 4, 2016
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Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the Instagram King after he became the only korean male idol to have two individual posts over 8 plus million likes on Instagram.
Without having a personal Instagram handle, Kim Taehyung, is the first Korean male celebrity to break 5 million, 6 million, 7 million, and 8 million likes in sequence only with BTS' official posts.
Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the Instagram King after he became the only korean male idol to have two individual posts over 8 plus million likes on Instagram.
Without having a personal Instagram handle, Kim Taehyung, is the first Korean male celebrity to break 5 million, 6 million, 7 million, and 8 million likes in sequence only with BTS' official posts.
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A redditor’s term for who goes to Instagram for memes.
Instagram is known to steal their memes from Reddit and do not give credit
Instagram is known to steal their memes from Reddit and do not give credit
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Get the instagram normie mug.A Fighter who has the common tendency to post his/her training in a loud, braggadocio fashion in an attempt to self-boost their own ego and cultivate some clout for his/herself. They are too worried about how they look on Insta rather than in the actual Ring and instead of keeping their head down and working hard, allowing their performance to do the talking in the ring (like most Boxers), they prefer to talk the talk but not walk the walk, only to get demolished inside the ring.
Person 1: "Yo you know EJ? He's such an Instagram Boxer."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."
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