Speaker A: "Is that kid Index?"
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."
by mach3 February 18, 2024
by GiveViviLines September 20, 2022
A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
by redfish May 26, 2012
Shag, date, marry index.
The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.
Equation Calculation
Maximum 33 points awarded for:
1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry
An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:
X,Y,Z
30,25,7
An SDM index of 62
The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.
Equation Calculation
Maximum 33 points awarded for:
1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry
An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:
X,Y,Z
30,25,7
An SDM index of 62
Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.
by londonacidcity December 11, 2011
by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008
A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.
Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 01, 2023
-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.
Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".
by Azenath69 February 15, 2022