I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"
wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"
wife: "I think I broke my hip."
husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"

by Bill2455 December 23, 2005

i am getting fucking pissed off

The process of expressing your extreme annoyance at something.

I am getting fucking pissed off the train is late today, is always fucking late and will probably be fucking late tomorrow!

by Uncle Wilf December 18, 2005

wow, i can get sexual too

only the best song in the world

say anything sings the best song in the world...its called wow, i can get sexual too

by j baby December 28, 2005

i want to get railed

touch starved? me too

I want to get railed so bad but I'm really sad

by pussydestroyers3221 November 3, 2020

i didn't get any letters about it

Doing something possibly controversial and not having anyone complain about it.

Jake: "So I kicked a puppy today"
Rob: "How could you do that? did anyone see?"
Jake" Nah, I didn't get any letters about it."

by Noahconstrictor April 16, 2016

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS

A everyday LeMonde flight on the discord and group wall.

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS.

by drxsyvibez March 4, 2021

I need to get the milk

The sentence of every disappearance.

-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?

by ara129 October 18, 2021