lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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by Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup September 28, 2019
Get the That’s how we do it mug.Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.
Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU mug.Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"
by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012
Get the How much lettuce do you want? mug.When a person is all stoked on something simple that they accomplished and you just give them one of those looks and say jokingly with light sarcasm “how’d you do that?”
Person:i went all the way home and then back up to the property then came back- and atopped on the way and got you guys “party favors” and still partied with you bro.
Girl in the bath room pops head out: how’d you do that?
Girl in the bath room pops head out: how’d you do that?
by Goldielocks July 6, 2018
Get the How’d you do that mug.A response given to someone who says someone who says something extremely stupid or contemptible.
It is often responded with a failed comeback of “more than you” which means the the person who made the comeback roasted their self because having more chromosomes makes you disabled
It is often responded with a failed comeback of “more than you” which means the the person who made the comeback roasted their self because having more chromosomes makes you disabled
by Noonecaresforyou February 21, 2023
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