horizontal hide-and-seek

Imagine it. You are playing hide-and-seek lying down, horizontally. What is hiding and what is peeking? Something's hiding somewhere then peeking out (or peeking in). Go try it out and you'll figure it out.

I'll teach you some advanced techniques in horizontal hide-and-seek.

by John Nasher December 29, 2006

horizontally gifted

A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.

Wow, that guy is horizontally gifted, he weighs over 400 pounds!

by tiger002 May 18, 2010

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

Horizontal Stripe

1 Someone who is a heterosexual, typically a person who is wearing horizontal stripes

2 A stripe, horizontally drawn

Also see "vertical stripe"

That guy is clearly a horizontal stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

Horizontal Shower

The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.

That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.

Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...

by Greubar April 26, 2017

horizontal roomba

When your girlfriend lays under the couch cushions and you lay on top of them and fuck her between the cushions ass up. While simultaneously trying to catch your roomba as it sweeps by you.

Man I did my girlfriend a good old horizontal roomba last night and I felt like I was in middle school again.

by AntiJoe July 18, 2017