Honfiring

When you make smores,
on a house fire.

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018

honeii

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hater: fuck you bitch

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by honeii January 25, 2021

hozi

1) an overthinker
2)someone who doesn't fit in with the morals of society

I feel like a hozi in my school, I don't fit anywhere

by lwan July 28, 2022

Honkin' it

Slang term for male masturbation that is either used by someone unfamiliar with how male masturbation is "traditionally" performed, or to describe the masturbation technique of a man who does not know how to masturbate in the "traditional" sense

That dude was honkin' it so hard last night he ended up on the hospital.

by Serial Honker April 15, 2023

The HONZ

The HONZ is a badass who hates fags and people who act like pussys. don't piss off the HONZ or you might wake up broken glass shoved in your eyes. The HONZ will rip out your spine and use it to hang you as your teeth are ripped out and put into a bowl that he will then fill with your blood and eat them like cereal.

My drill sergeant is like the HONZ.

by Eric Robotnick October 19, 2009

honking on bobo

The act of giving oral sex to a man.

I saw your girlfriend at a party last night with this other guy, his pants were down and she was on her knees honking on bobo.

by Way January 8, 2005

Honsinger

A fairly large Italian/German family that resides mostly in New York State. Honsingers participate in all outdoor activities. Favorite activities include hunting and fishing. Snowmobiling is another favorite activity. All Honsingers are known to own guns. Most Honsingers have a great sense of humor. Weekends are usually spent at various family camps.

You are a Honsinger, so you obviously must own a gun.

by honsfan January 22, 2011