maxim holmes

The angry boner you get from having an overdose of nutmeg.

Guy 1: Dude, stop sniffing nutmeg, you're gonna get a maxim holmes.
Guy: BUT ITS SO GOOD.

by Pepe The Meme Daddy April 21, 2017

Oliver Holmes

A sexy beast

Oliver Holmes is a sexy beast

by Sausyballs September 18, 2020

Emma Holmes

A ginger who dates other gingers

Weird Random Girl: Yeah he's so Hot!
Emma Holmes: Yeah but he has blonde hair, I only get turned on by Gingers

by XxD34THK1LL3RxX March 25, 2010

Holmes Guy

A person who works in an office and eyes other men up in secret then goes to the disabled toilets to furiosly masterbate and release their inner tension. Generally perculiar in appearance and could be a sex offender

He look like a right holmes guy - check the toilets

by Poonarni October 10, 2011

Sherblack Holmes

a black black gurl that calls herself a detective.
aka Brandi

jib-Brandin.I cant find my braclet
brandi-i'm finna go sherblack Holmes on this mess
STAND BACK.

by JibbelJ August 7, 2008

Johnny Holmes Crossover

Technique used by the late porn star John Holmes. While having sex doggy style, the man crosses his arms and places his hands on the woman's opposite hips to hold on.

While banging her from behind, I threw in the Johnny Holmes Crossover for good measure.

by JimKPFIJI October 25, 2006

sherlock holmes morning

When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.

After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.

Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?

After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.

I had one hell of a sherlock holmes morning, I woke up on a park bench with a dead squirrel.

by cafiend March 27, 2008