Hockey Ass 

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)

Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass

Hockey Ass by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017

hockey shirt 

A very Canadian maneuver, the 'hockey shirt' involves pulling the back of an opponents shirt forward over their head while feeding them several punches to the head.

"I said that the beaver was a lame animal, and then out of nowhere that Canadian bastard hockey shirted me!"

hockey shirt by The Rust Of Tydes July 6, 2004

Hockey Dumpy Syndrome 

When a Hockey player works a specific set of muscle while playing hockey, causing them to have an unbelievably fat ass, that no longer fits in a pair of pants.

"DANG number 31 got that hockey dumpy syndrome for real!"

Hockey Dumpy Syndrome by HockeyDumpySyndromeAwareness December 18, 2022

Hockey Cologne 

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."

Hockey Cologne by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008

hockey boy 

The Canadian term for a fuckboy. They play hockey and wear khakis with their hats on their foreheads. A boy who plays hockey but isn't a fuckboy is a hockey kid, not a hockey boy.

"I'm a hockey kid, but I'm not a hockey boy. I respect women."

hockey boy by dontyattmedale December 16, 2019

Hockey Goalie

One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.

Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".

Hockey Goalie by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019

Hockey Bender 

Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.

Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape

and mitch

Hockey Bender by mr hockey45679 April 22, 2010