Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012

Hoagie

A chubby or fat white girl; the white version of a torta.

"That girl over there is a hoagie, you would love her."

by Auspicious Alpaca June 19, 2025

Twin hoagie

When two plus size twins go down on a penis smaller in comparison to them

Dude these two chicks just gave me a sloppy twin hoagie

by Youngs4ndwich01 June 8, 2016

hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"

"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"

by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022

new jersey hoagie

When a girl is in between two men sexually.

Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.

by dudeface363534 November 7, 2013

hoagie

An insult towards rednecks/hillbillies.

"You dirty hoagie!"
"You probably date your cousins, hoagie!"

by cj0s July 13, 2025

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010