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Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck 

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

Hitchhike 

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.
Hitchhike by LazyRooster March 8, 2024

hitchhiked 

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.
person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”
hitchhiked by hitchhikee April 28, 2025

Song hitchhiked 

When one person is singing or humming a tune and then another person starts singing as well without invitation.
I was just singing by myself and then you just song hitchhiked me!
Song hitchhiked by Photofreek18 January 5, 2020

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Florida handlebar hitchhike 

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing