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Hibernaking

It's like hibernating naked.

Ie, when sleeping naked in winter and not leaving the nice warm bed for anything, even the urge to pee, because the cold is too scary.
Sorry bladder. Can't get up, I'm hibernaking.
by The Ostrich Effect September 2, 2015
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hibernation face

a person, usually a guy, who naturally looks mean or pissed when his face is expressionless without meaning to.
gavin is always thought of as a bitch because his hibernation face is always on fleek
by swishbiggy April 4, 2016
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Hibernating

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.
"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"
by Ascreaminggay July 11, 2017
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Hibermating

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.
We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.
by Owen McKash January 17, 2018
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Hiberdating

when a person ignores there friends in favor of a boyfriend/ girlfriend.
i am hiberdating with my boyfriend
by Gurton Buster November 19, 2018
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hibernation fest

When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.
Last night was such a hibernation fest, it will take all winter for my ass to recover.
by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019
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Hibben

The Hibben’s are the most awesome knife makers.
by Dareborg the Destroyer October 14, 2019
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