herbert

Another word for vomit!!

OOH, do you see what that girl is wearing - HERBERT!!

by Amber P January 12, 2008

helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."

Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"

by Jreevk February 25, 2015

helberto

Herlberto is the most caring and loving guy you’ll ever meet. Very positive when it comes to life. When you fall for someone like him your life will become ten times better. Often confused. Makes jokes at every opportunity he gets. Everyone needs someone like him and if you have a helberto don’t let him go.

Friend: how are you so positive!!

Helberto: you just gotta see the good things in life!!

by leeknowlover<3 June 19, 2023

Halberta

The name for the province of Alberta in Canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental asset, namely Halliburton in relations to the abundant Tar Sands.

" I hear that in Halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds."

"Honey, get the kids, we're moving to Halberta."

by theluckiestboyintheworld January 2, 2012

Herberted

her·bert·ed

adjective
(of a person or their actions) characterized as someone having abnormal and unacceptable sexual practices or tendencies towards young boys, such as Herbert The Pervert from Family Guy.

Man: Come to my van so I can share my candy with you, little boy.
Little Boy: Get away from me, you herberted freak!

by SeductiveQueenOfDarkness32014 June 2, 2015

Herbert

That assistant principal that always has to go and be extra. He tries too hard and he's just a joke.

Why do you always have to go and be so Herbert?

by Urban.tch December 15, 2016

halbert

she is a little kid that pulls girls but he doesn't focus in school. when he grows up he is gonna be flipping burgers at mcdonalds with a pair of yeezys. he loves soccer and basketball but hates bmx and skateboards.

lol a boy which turns into a girl its name is halbert

by uglystikkk March 16, 2017