A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.
A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
by BLOBBBCCCAAKKKEEENNNEEESSS June 30, 2017
this is commonly known as a prison move. The Ethiopian Hedgehog is a defensive maneuver in the case of anal rape, where the possible target of the attack uses a large amount of pomade to spike up their anus hairs and allows to dry. The attacker would then be surprised when attempting to mount the victim when a a hair-spike either pokes the head of their penis or enters the urethra.
by Free Muffins December 23, 2014
When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019
Maor: fuck off Retro.
Retro: I'm reporting you for bullying. I'm sick of your shit.
That's maor the hedgehog for ya.
Retro: I'm reporting you for bullying. I'm sick of your shit.
That's maor the hedgehog for ya.
by Retrogamer77 March 09, 2023
by Bleh Ble Bleh August 31, 2023
by boxburgerz April 23, 2022
An emo hedgehog that appears in the Sonic games, who's debut was in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. He died, then was brought back to please rabid fangirls by a mysterious plot-hole.
He is now known as a gun wielding emo who doesn't give a rat's ass about life. He curses and stuff, and has daily flashbacks that are stupid and annoying. He is a very cliché character in all.
He is now known as a gun wielding emo who doesn't give a rat's ass about life. He curses and stuff, and has daily flashbacks that are stupid and annoying. He is a very cliché character in all.
by Not Shadow August 06, 2007