Hawking

extremly retarded, or mentally crazy, and or completly physicly disabled, or liar

dude lett's laugh at that hawking

by jroiin December 13, 2003

'hawking

To mohawk, the act of spiking hair into a mohawk.

Your mohawk is not 'hawking in the back.

by alk3ovation January 22, 2010

Hawkings

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

Hawking

Massive

Friend: what did she look like
Me: brown hair in a bun quite small and skinny, she had a hawking nose

by Kjst January 24, 2018

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.

Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.

by Shia Leboof May 26, 2018

Hawking

when someone asks a question they already know the answer to, often repetitively and to a large group of people, leading to a the group being in a foul mood for the entirety of the day.

Guy 1 - hey man, that Rhys guy won’t shut the hell up asking dumb questions.

Guy 2 - I know man, if he carries on hawking I’m gonna beat his ass.

by johnbyrne2122 December 27, 2018