Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

by Sinatrup October 28, 2018

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022

Have you ever tried the bourbon?

A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.

You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"

by Ripyou Anewone May 22, 2018

have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

Have you seen this man?

A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme

John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?

by Kfcmaster17 July 9, 2018

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020