U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

by Hank Panther May 31, 2023

Mexican U-Haul

verb:// Filling all usable space in an object.

Evan's mom, at the bingo hall next to Taco Shack, hooked up with Carlos and Juan. They went went back the rent by the hour hotel and had Mexican U-Haul with all of Juans' friends.....2 in the front, 15 in the rear.

by Crypto Jesus October 05, 2021

Shit Haul

Some one who is useless, like a dead weight

c'mon shit haul you're slowing us down

by Shit haul March 02, 2015

Hauling Ass

To get with a lot of women and sleep with them.

Wow, Jimbo is really Hauling ass

by Fortnite player 1234 January 25, 2020

U-Haul

When a girl drags a man around by his cock and balls.

I can’t believe Max got a U-Haul at the bar last night.

by Br08 February 27, 2022

Hauling Cheeks

Hauling ass but specifically the cheek-portion.

The semi truck was hauling cheeks down the highway going 87 mph.

by Bing Chilling X January 25, 2022

V-Haul

U-Haul lesbian but for genderqueer people. The U-Haul lesbian or U-Haul syndrome is a stereotype of lesbian relationships referring to the idea that lesbians tend to move in together after a short period of time.

My friend is such a V-Haul with their new partner. They just met each other last weekend and they’re already moving in together.

by Vesposito March 23, 2023