Hanji

A polite way to say yes in Punjabi.

Her: Are we shagging tonight?
Him: Hanji

by RamboRambo February 7, 2019

Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.

Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.

by thepinkranger5 August 6, 2011

hanukkah bush

a jewish christmas tree.

yo, lets go out and cut us down a hanukkah bush!

by emixzy December 22, 2008

Handjo

A handjob while playing the banjo.

There once was a boy on a train

Who pondered the source of his pain

He desired a handjo

But misplaced his banjo

And so his dreams went down the drain

by SasquatchWithaWristwatch October 22, 2011

spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

by tinkabilly April 18, 2015

Handjob from Hell

When a woman gets overly aggresive when trying to get her guy hard and doesn't get a response.

Rather than slow down or stop, she'll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she's about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.

Last night I was with my girlfriend, I was tired, drunk and it was cold, and her handjob technique was shit.

So instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from hell.

The only pleasure I got was when she stopped

by Habib Butt March 7, 2011

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

by Nobody April 13, 2005