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Joe Quist Handshake

When a man sees another man sleeping and pulls down his pants and puts his ass next to the sleeping man's face. Then another person takes a picture of this and sends it to everyone.
I just gave Evan a Joe Quist Handshake while he was passed out!
by SamuelLJacksonDoppleganger January 24, 2011
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staten island handshake

The act of peeing into one's own mouth, sometimes performed in an attempt to garner respect among fellow islanders. Nazi paraphernalia optional.
Congressional candidate, Joey Salads, once performed a staten island handshake to help his Youtube career.
by Proud staten islander January 13, 2020
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honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.
We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake
by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016
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Indian Handshake

A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.
Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!
by Bernheim February 17, 2014
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digital handshake

When two or more parties are having an exchange over some form of digital media (ie. cellphone, webcam, teleconference, video, etc.) and they substitute handshaking that would occur naturally during a face-to-face meeting with shaking whatever electronic device they are presently using.
Example 1:
Harvey Specter : “Mike, you really screwed up. But don’t screw up the digital handshake. Play the man, not the game. This is how you show them that you are a man and that you mean business.”

Mike Ross : “A digital handshake? What do you mean?”

Harvey Specter : “After we introduce ourselves on the videoconference, be sure to pick up the laptop and shake it to signify the digital handshake. Shake firmly three times, otherwise they won’t trust you."

Mike Ross : “They didn’t teach me how to do this in law school.“

Harvey Specter : “You wouldn't have learned this in law school if you went there.”

Example 2:
Nancy and Chester on chatroulette.

Chester : “I knew he was trustworthy. You can tell so much about a man by his digital handshake.”

Nancy : “I know, I love a man with a firm digital handshake."
by RespectTheAdmiral December 23, 2014
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Baton Rouge Handshake

The customary greeting between two people in Baton Rouge. One person unsuspectingly sticks their finger into the other's butt hole; only to immediately walk away, never to be seen again.
That girl took Nate onto the dance floor and gave him the ol' Baton Rouge Handshake.
by louisianaLegend February 4, 2021
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Alabama Handshake

The act of ejaculating in ones hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face
i was about to blow, so i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake
by Bevdogg May 9, 2011
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