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Hank Hill

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.
Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.
by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012
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hank schrader

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.
Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*
by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015
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Harte-Hanks

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.
Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...
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Hank Scorpio

The coolest guest character to ever appear on the Simpsons. Appeared in the episode "You only move twice." Voiced by Albert Brooks.
Hank - But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.
by BM December 8, 2004
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Hank You

Sometimes mistaken for "Thank You" this nicety is very similar in meaning and context. Pronounced hayn · k · yooh. Despite it's trace back to the beloved and well known actor Tom Hanks, who is the epitome of kindness, it is becoming a staple response to acts of kindness among movie buffs worldwide.
by Thundroke March 1, 2018
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Hank Hill

Star of t.v. show on Fox "King of the Hill" Father of Bobby Hill, husband of Peggy Hill, son of Cotton Hill.
Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories
by Josh August 13, 2004
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dirty hank

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone
That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow
by Tikity December 1, 2017
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