e-handjob

handjob through the internet.

person 1: succ me

person 2: ready to give you the e-handjob

by Amber77432 July 9, 2019

Hitler Handjob

A Hitler Handjob is when you receive a very bad hand job,

Last night she gave a right Hitler Handjob

by Sneak952 January 28, 2017

Amish Handjob

A luxurious smooth hand rub that is marked by butter churning level rubbing.

Erin gave a mean Amish Handjob and I melted in the bed like butter.

by TippyDippy85 June 30, 2020

Vietnamese Handjob

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in

"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."

by Trashkritter February 11, 2021

salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017

honey handjob

honey handjob is to give a handjob with honey as a lubricant

my wife gave me a honey handjob

by ramknighter April 26, 2014

Canadian Handjob

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.

I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.

by 0vechkin December 9, 2012