Air Hand Job

The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.

Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.

by Air hand job master October 17, 2013

hot cheeto hand job

When a girl of African or mexican descent eats a whole bag of hot Cheetos then proceeds to give you a hand job with the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers.

Did you hear cole got a hot Cheeto hand job from lily rainbow?

by Pallelo pallelo August 14, 2021

hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

Utica Hand Job

-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.

-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica

-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.

-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.

by utica hand job June 19, 2010

mexican hand job

The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.

Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"

Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"

Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."

Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."

by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008

Hannibal Hand Job

When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.

Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.

by David VanDyke November 8, 2006

Halo hand-job

When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.

Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.

by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017