Hancock

To hancock is the term given to someone willing to simultaneously screw over an entire country and his marriage. It is a term associated with incompetence, distrust and hypocrisy.

Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife, in sickness and in health, until death do you part or until one of you hancock's it.

by I'm trapped send help June 25, 2021

Houdini Hancock

Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.

I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.

by QuacksO September 20, 2018

Hancocked

When another man takes your pistol out of your holster and slaps you with it.

B1tch, you just got Hancocked.

by RE1776 July 9, 2022

Syracuse Hancock International Airport

An airport that is both overrated and underrated at the same time but somehow doesn't have Southwest Airlines service.

"I was flying out of Syracuse Hancock International Airport today." "Let me guess, JetBlue"

by Central_NY_Aviation October 16, 2020

joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth

person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’

by tylaj November 25, 2021

Hancocked

When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.

Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress

by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021

Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.

1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"

by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012