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banana hammock

A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.
A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"
by NaimLes January 12, 2007
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shit hammock

shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.
by Fuktupkid July 2, 2008
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banana hammock

I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.
by speedolover January 12, 2007
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ass hammock

When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.
"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."
by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009
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pussy hammock

Another name for a pantie liner. (with or without wings.)
Yo woman! your dam pussy hammock are stuck to the inside of the cloths dryer again!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!
by big-dick-brit October 1, 2006
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Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.
Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.
by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014
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Fur hammock

When one male or female has hair connecting from the public region down to the taint and back around to the rectal area cradling the nether regions they have successfully grown a Fur Hammock.
Molly: "Jane! We've got to get your fur hammock taken care of, it's poking out of your bikini."
by Juan Sang Phek September 9, 2018
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