Houston Street

It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.

Hey! You wanna go to that place on Houston street?

by Meepster April 7, 2015

Whitney Houstoned

When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!

Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!

by Jibjar November 9, 2016

Houston Rockets

The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.

by ssp0929 April 7, 2009

Houston Helicopter

when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.

I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

They Wanted Houston

Yankees and phillies wanted houston so they got houston and lost

well they wanted houston

by yaboijuan November 18, 2022

Pulling a houston

The process of knowing the answer to a question that no body wanted or knew to ask, but we’re told anyway

He explained to everyone what Quinting was, for no reason. He was pulling a Houston!

by Smack master November 26, 2018

Chartiers Houston

A small school that is full of wonderful people. You either hate it here or love it here not really an in between . The school is basically run by a group called the boys and no one likes to mess with them. If someone is in trouble the boys are there to help.

Man did you see the boys walking through chartiers Houston, I surely wouldn’t want to mess with them.

by Mr.miyagi January 20, 2022