Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.

I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!

by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015

Horizontal Kabbadi

A humorous term used to define two people engaging in sexual activity. Kabbadi (or Kabaddi) refers to wrestling in the Urdu language.

"Yo why didn't you pick up the phone?"

"Sorry bro, horizontal kabbadi with Jessica"

by Thewhatnot February 6, 2010

horizontal dustbuster

While performing oral on a woman, of atleast 60 years or older, you blow into her vagina as if you're trying to inflate her like a balloon

Johnny: Hey David what were you doing at my Grandma's place?
David: I was giving her a horizontal dustbuster and now you're wrote out of the will

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

horizontal kickboxing

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Double Horizontal

A Los Angeles based Electro/Ghetto Tech Duo whose first single "Honkahonk for Budonkadonk" was released this year.

I was at that Double Horizontal show when someone blew off that stink bomb and let that dirty basset hound run through the club and shake mud off on the throbbing dance floor full of people!

by Willie Deez September 29, 2003

horizontal hierarchy

The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.

The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.

by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006

Horizontal Hooray

a variant to the sexual position the butterfly in which the man stands and penetrates the woman laying on her back, usually on a bed, while the man wears a party hat and the woman screams "HOORAY".

After John's promotion at work, Mary decided they should celebrate with a little horizontal hooray.

by Johnnypants December 22, 2009