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Hong Kong Observatory

Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.
A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.
by MTR GUY September 29, 2023
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hong kong bankers

Fancy men's shoes.
Dude. That's some fine Hong Kong bankers.
by maxquad October 14, 2019
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Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?
by Lilbigs September 17, 2023
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Hong Kong Express

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
Damn, Boozer had a big Hong Kong Express this morning after a trip to Hong Kong Express last night.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
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hong kong head

Hong Kong Head is when an asian girl pours soy sauce in your penis and gives you a rough blow job, licking all the soy sauce off.
"Dude, Jenny gave me some bomb sex last night."
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"
by dolphineisha April 13, 2014
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Hong Kong

A city off the coast of Mainland China that used to be a fairly decent place. After its colonisation by the UK, it became a giant melting pot of cultures and a "Shopping and Food Paradise" for the tourists. Its people are pretty great and there is a lot of undeveloped land in HK due to its many hills. In 2019, there was a massive protest where young people protested against a very controversial extradition bill that soon turned into a protest for democracy and for China to keep their hands off Hong Kong's rights, since China is notorious for its human rights abuses and the June 4th 1989 incident. The protests were peaceful at first but after the police began to use violence on the protestors, they too, turned violent. After nearly a year of this whole thing, they ended due to a National Security Law that basically stripped Hong Kong of all its rights. Now, it's a miserable police state with no freedom of speech, no way to commemorate the Tiananmen Square Massacre and it's getting worse and worse. Hong Kong has been miserable for almost 2 years now.

What happened to my home?
Person 1: Hey, do you know about the Hong Kong protests?
Person 2: Yeah, I supported the protestors.
Person 1: Wow, me too. I miss the good old days, don't you?
Person 2: Yeah.
by FANGIRL#2365 February 15, 2022
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Hong Kong Lifestyle

Hong kong Life is a way of life embodied by a few basic principles, we will get into shortly. Lets start with the origins, i was first introduced to this way of life in 2010 in my travels in asia. I ran into a kind Australian bloke who began to teach me the true meaning of a well balanced life. Ill never forget one of the most valuable lessons my bupu mentor taught me was to never turn down a chance at porking, because one day i would regret not porking all those girls when im weak ans feeble and my porking days are over.

So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.
Hong kong lifestyle keeps my bag lookin good, i get sit back and sucked, im a golden god. Never felt this good.
by Bupu Warrior April 7, 2021
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