A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.
A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"
by NaimLes January 12, 2007

shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.
by Fuktupkid July 2, 2008

by speedolover January 12, 2007

by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009

Yo woman! your dam pussy hammock are stuck to the inside of the cloths dryer again!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!
by big-dick-brit October 1, 2006

Friend: I’m going to shit myself!
Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.
Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.
by Baby hulk April 13, 2023

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.
by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020
