ha'penny

2. A chiefly British word for the vulva. Used as a euphemism in music hall songs. E.g. Keep Your Hand On Your HA'PENNY purported to provide tongue-in-cheek advice from "Mom" to daughter Molly on how to keep out of trouble on dates. The refrain of that song ran

Keep your hand on your ha'penny
Cover it well with your palm
Keep your hand on your ha'penny
And Molly will come to no harm.

KEEP YOUR HAND ON YOUR HA'PENNY

When Molly began to go courting
Her mother was anxious to tell
How certain young fellas would want her
to stray down the pathway to 'ell
So Molly's old ma used to say:

cho: Keep your hand on your ha'penny
Cover it well with your palm
Keep your hand on your ha'penny
And Molly will come to no harm

They'll hug you and kiss you so sweetly
They'll make you feel ever so nice,
But handle the fellas discretely
And follow this simple advice:

When Molly and I went out courting
I told her she'd nothing to fear
But down in the meadow last Sunday
I whispered these words in her ear

Take your hand off your ha'penny
Look into my bonny blue eyes
Take your hand off your ha'penny
And I'll give you --- a lovely surprise!

by Sean Kerry August 19, 2012

ha ha

something very funny

that guy just magurted too much beer and fell over with a dopey grin on his face. it was pretty ha ha.

by george tedbetter September 24, 2006

ha guay

Cantonese replacement for the "N" word
You hear most cantonese people refer to black people this way.
Pronounciation: ha . goo. ai

Mandarin Chinese: Hey . Goo . ay

ChineseGuy: Se Ha Guay!

BlackGuy: I understood that, you called me a fucking nigger!

by hoaxxx July 12, 2006

ha seung jin

7' 3" Korean basketball player for the Portland Trail Blazer.
Also the first Korean ever to play in the NBA.

Wow Ha Seung Jin is soo tall! Too bad he rarely plays in the games.

by John Goor July 5, 2006

Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.

Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"

by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008

Ha moment

When you get so used to typing 'haha', that you just type two letters over again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Fiiinnnneeeenenenenenenennenenenenennene.
Ha moment^

by Derpfaceherpster May 1, 2011

Ha Shorthand

Ha shorthand is a method for conveying different discrete magnitudes of amusement or laughter. It is derived from haha, and can be communicated with only 3 characters.

1Ha == Ha
2Ha == Haha
3Ha ==Hahaha
Etc..

Pablo Escobar: Knock Knock.
El Chapo: Who’s there?
Pablo Escobar: Mustache.
El Chapo: Mustache who?
Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
El Chapo: 4ha
Pablo Escobar: Great use of ha shorthand!

by sml12 June 11, 2018