Gymnastics

Gymnastics is a sport that you love. A sport that you have a love-hate relationship. The best sport in the world. The hardest sport in the world. You love it because the feeling you get from competitions is just so wonderful and these people who you meet are your friend for the rest of your life, you get so many great memories and you get flexibility and great body. But you hate it because of the thousands of times you have cried in trainings. The injuries you have got from it. But these things are also the things that made you fall in love with this sport. You can never unlove this sport. Gymnastics is a lifestyle.

Gymnastics is not a sport, this is a lifestyle.

by the hannah July 30, 2019

gyns

Female version of "guys", from the Greek root "-gyn-", used to informally address a group of women. A good option for when you're addressing a group of women and "ladies" feels too dated and "girls" is too juvenile.

"Hey gyns, check out this drawing I just finished."

by calli3 May 19, 2019

Post gym pre shower

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.

"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010

GYRAD

Stands for "Get Your Roommate a Date" involving a complex and painful process of painstakingly selecting the "perfect" date for your college roommate. Symptoms include: rejection, embarrassment, stress breakouts, too information on every available guy, diarrhea, crying, deer-in-the-headlight eyes, and vanity. Characterized by loud tables of college freshmen staking out the cafeteria "pickings."

Twelve guys rejected me for GYRAD.

We met at GYRAD.

Hi, you don't know me, but will you go to GYRAD with my roommate?

by ozzi April 27, 2009

Gymnastics Ninja

A gymnast. Capable of randomly doing a cartwheel into a back-flip, a hand-stand, and then a front-flip in the span of five seconds.

Guy 1: "Dude, gymnastics is a girl-sport."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me?! I do gymnastics and, not only does it get me women, but i can do flips just walking down the street!"

Gymnastics Ninja: "Check this out!" -front-flip, double back-flip- "Now what did you say about gymnastics?"

by rArr. Cuz i can. March 21, 2010

Gym freak

Someone who is obsessed with going to the gym. This person would pick the gym over drinks with friends, and almost everything.

E.g Faiza is a gym freak

by Ky234 July 20, 2016

Gyx

Someone who’s car doesn’t work and sucks at driving.

That corvette driver is hella gyx.

by BenDovingtonIII November 12, 2022